Letter+-+Sorry+Mum+I…

Now- don’t go getting all crabby and say “Alice, I should not have trust you!”, **** ‘cause I would never let you down, and I do so love you. So… how has your holiday been? Gee I really miss you. How have you been going? Or shouldn’t I ask? ** OK! ** Wait for it… I’ll start to repent… ** I do love you Mum. By the way, you know that money you had put away for your next holiday? Well, the neighbours forgave me after I shouted them an all-expenses paid luxury weekend at the Casino! Be honest Mum, you weren’t going to go away and leave me in charge again, were you? So I’ve saved you the worry of what to do with all that money! ** Gosh I love you and miss you. I know how generous and forgiving you have always been- and you shouldn’t yell at me in front of Grandma. You know she has a bad heart. ** Oh, did I mention I invited Grandma to stay for a couple of months… ** ** LOTS OF LOVE YOUR FAVOURITE (AND ONLY) CHILD, **
 * Dear Mum, **
 * I LOVE YOU!**
 * The night you left I called all my friends up. Well how do I say it? I got drunk. Remember I love you, even though I trashed the house, contaminated the fish tank, got the neighbours real crabby, killed your special plant (did I mention I love you?) and started smoking. Oh boy, Mum I really miss you! **
 * I’ll tell you what I did… **
 * First I got a raise at work. It will help pay for the damage I’ve made, also I had enough left to buy nicotine gum to stop smoking (yuck! It’s horrible!). See how much I love you? **
 * And…I spent all my Saturday off, scrubbing the fish tank. That new hair brush of yours did the trick! And old Mrs. Trednick across the road will never miss her plant, she has so many. **
 * ALICE XOXO **
 * BY KITTY MIGHALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **